I want to drop a quick apology before we start this episode.

The audio equipment did not properly record the entire span of this upcoming episode.

And so the audio quality is not what you're used to.

I do apologize.

I hope it doesn't ruin your listening experience entirely.

And with that, let's get things rolling.

You've burned through all your podcasts.

There's nothing else to listen to.

And you still have the whole afternoon left at work to get through.

How are you going to get through this?

Well, maybe you end up quitting your job.

You can't afford your rent.

And before you know it, you're on the street eating tuna out of a can

with Henrietta over by the pigly wiggly and pooping against the tree

by the Chick-fil-A on the corner.

Henrietta's down underneath trying to pull bark out of your pooper.

Listen, you could have avoided boredom.

You could have kept your job and said,

peace out the Henrietta and her shitty tuna.

If only you subscribed to the A-A podcast's extra content.

We would have carried you through that afternoon all the way to your warm bed

with anime on the TV, with our Hentai episodes, our hobby addicts,

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