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Snapchat basically makes anybody like three points higher on the scale.

I should use Snapchat more.

Well your eyes are already like on the larger side so your eyes would be

like bug eyes. That's weird. Okay I no one's ever told me that my eyes were on the

They're very beautiful. Thank you. I like to stare I stare into them while you're not paying attention. Wow, that's not creepy at all, meziggy, thank you.

Sorry, but you're not, you're just not Tom Brady, so I don't have a crush.

I know, what can I do?

Maybe one day, if I try hard.

If I had to be gay for any man, let it be Tom Brady.

Yeah.

Can I eat cereal out of his chin dimple?

What?

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