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Bob & Sheri

A Year On Pluto (Airdate 1/18/2022)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Ridiculous Things Parents Ask Teachers to Do.

Simon Proposes to Girlfriend.

Morons in the News.


Everyone Needs a Laugh.

It’s Almost Been a Year On Pluto Since Its Discovery.

What It’s Like to Be Married For a Long Time.


Down the Rabbit Hole.

A Kid Who Just Wont Stop Talking.

Can You Believe This S***?


From the Vault.

Bob’s Fascination with Names.

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0:00.0

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear.

0:02.5

When there's ice and snow on the road, you pump the break.

0:05.1

I was pumping it off pumps. I have an air condition in the window in my house last summer. I turned it around the other way. I turned it out full blast. And it got cold out. Whoa, man, dude, shit. Ow. Won't you follow his lead and just chill out, man? I don't chill out, dude. You're as cold as

0:21.6

I just thought

0:23.9

Something else from his lead, just chill out, man. I don't chill out, dude. You're as cold as...

0:21.6

I just thought something else from the 80s.

0:26.5

The Blizzard of 78!

0:29.2

Now broadcasting from the Toasty Warm Bob and Cherry Studios, it's Bob and Sherry.

0:35.9

Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show, and a special welcome if there are any listening,

0:40.7

and I think there are, to teachers.

0:43.0

I don't know what your situation is, whether you're doing it in a Zoom room,

0:46.9

or if you're one of these teachers who is actually in a classroom,

0:50.9

but we appreciate everything you do.

0:53.2

And we're glad that you have a

0:54.4

sense of humor about things, don't we, Sherry? You have to have a sense of humor these days about

0:59.6

things. A bunch of teachers shared the most ridiculous blank that parents ever ask them to do.

1:06.0

So let's just listen to some of these teachers what they were asked to do. And then when we come

1:10.4

upon a teacher next time, especially if it's a teacher teaching one of our kids, we'll be a little bit more understanding. The first teacher says, the day before an overnight field trip for high schoolers, one mother sent me seven pages of instructions for her 16-year-old daughter. There was a whole section about how she liked to have her hairstyled

1:28.8

and the types of food she preferred.

1:31.6

The counselor and I tried to set up a meeting to clarify the role of chaperone,

1:35.2

but the mom wouldn't come in.

1:36.7

Instead, she FaceTimeed us from the gym while she was on the treadmill.

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