ABC, listen. They call it the Wild West, not because it's in the West or because it's

particularly wild, but because for generations this part of the world has outlawed punishment.

Now it's a land without consequences. Your teacher can't put you in time out if you don't

do your homework. Your library can't give you a fine if you don't return your books. Your

parents can't stop giving you pocket money if you don't eat your vegetables. Some folk

around here stay decent. They do the right thing because it's the right thing to do.

What kinds of terrible trouble am I going to get myself into today? Well, well, well. If it isn't

Carl, the bison Smith, the second most notorious cowboy in all of the West. Well, I beg your pardon,

second most. Why then? Who's more notorious than me out here? Well, that'd be me. Molly,

Momo hats McGee Daniels. Is that right? I think it might be. We'll see about that. That's right,

we will. Now say there. That's a nice ten gallon hat you're wearing. Well, I thank you. I bought

it from the hat shop down the road and well, I'd say it's my most press possession. My name is Molly

Momo hats McGee after all. Thank you for taking such an interest in my swipe. Hey, you swipe

the ten gallon hat clean off my head. Sure did. And I'm putting it straight here on my head.

You already have a ten gallon hat on your head. And now I have two. I'm going to stack them right

on top of each other. Yeah, now I'm the most notorious and the most handsome cowboy.

Oh, I'm so mad at you bison Smith. Oh, yeah? What you're going to do about it?

I'm going to... Yeah?

Oh, there's nothing I can do. That's right. Because here in the Wild West, no one is going to

punish me. As we all know, punishing people for anything here is illegal. Today on Shorten Curly,

we're living in a world without punishment.

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