A World without Humor = Dangerous? - 5/11/18

The Glenn Beck Program

Mercury Radio Arts

News Commentary, Politics, News

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🗓️ 11 May 2018

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Hour 1 Sex expert knows best?...changing diapers by consent?...claims parents should ask permission to change their child's diaper...'Our society has lost its mind' ...Legoland has responded to accusations of improperly depicting Meghan Markle’s skin color ...Remembering when tooth rot was a 'status symbol' of wealth? ...Illinois counties declare 'sanctuary' status for gun owners...Effingham, Illinois County Board Member David Campbell talks to Glenn to discuss...protecting the Second Amendment state to state…is it different because 2A is constitutional?... more from Tom Brokaw accuser... NBC investigation? Hour 2 Chilling political correctness... A male political theory professor said he won’t apologize to a female gender studies professor for a joke about ‘ladies’ lingerie’ he made while both were riding in a crowded elevator ...TGIF: Bill O'Reilly...'due process' no more?...Media continues to defend Tom Brokaw...ABC News host George Stephanopoulos goes after a Brokaw accuser...Lost in translation? Bill translates/explains President Trump's thoughts for Glenn and Stu?...Iran has no chance against Israel...The New Socialist Party (Democrats) Hour 3 Technology can free us or enslave us…we need to have conversations about technology now because the future is here…Army private lost her ear in devastating accident…an unprecedented way of giving her a new ear…weird crime stories with Glenn?...Stu Chooses the News...How about a nice ice cold 'George Washington' beer?...Budweiser gets clever, hoping to save its failing beer sales ...Goldman Sachs, Apple team up on new credit card…how does Apple get away with it?... ‘in league with the devil’? ...Autistic boy arrested for his imagination? ...Texas superintendent accused of bullying retires ...WaPoexposes businessman who evicted renters who didn't pay? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Blaze Radio Network
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0:06.0	Glang, back
0:08.0	Imagine being crumpled up inside of a womb for months on end.
0:13.0	And suddenly, being yanked out into a bright cold room full of strange beasts.
0:20.0	Eventually you get used to life a little more each day.
0:24.0	I mean it's different, it's not as cozy.
0:26.0	You're not floating around in water. What's up with that?
0:29.0	But you work with it.
0:31.0	The two fleshy animals that carry you around, I guess are pretty cool.
0:36.0	One of them feeds you all the time. It's got a feedback strap to the chest.
0:40.0	It's great.
0:42.0	The other one...
0:44.0	I don't know what the other one does, but it's a pretty good life.
0:48.0	But one thing, just as in sitting right.
0:53.0	And...
0:54.0	Damn it, when I am able to form words, I am going to report these monsters.
1:01.0	It's...
1:02.0	It's all about these things they call...
1:05.0	Dipers, I guess?
1:06.0	Yeah, they're awful.
1:07.0	I mean, I used to be able to poop.
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