Hi, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Dayneung! I didn't pay them for that. Good evening, everyone. I'm Dana Perino, and for Greg on this special edition of Gutfeld. Okay, first, let's do some jokes. The world's oldest baby was just born

from an embryo frozen 30 years ago. Doctors worked for hours to separate the child from a bag of

bird's eye mixed vegetables. According to a new poll, one in three Democrats consider

their party weak and ineffective. The other two-thirds, they weren't strong enough to answer the phone.

At a home in the U.K., an exterminator captured a 22-inch rat.

When rats of that size are captured here in Manhattan, of course, New Yorkers, we are required to throw them back.

A nuclear power plant in Minnesota will now notify local residents by cell phone

instead of sirens if there's an emergency.

Here is a sample text message.

And a survey revealed 40% of people

would end a relationship

if they learned their partner was hiding debt.

Another 40% said that's another great reason to hide debt.

And Trump is planning to use the National Guard to help ICE with paperwork.

After hearing the National Guard will be doing paperwork, Tim Wallz tried to re-enlist.

Lawyers and lawyers in Ireland are blaming mass migration for their housing crisis,

even though most of the mass is from one person.

And the House Ethics Committee has rebuked AOC for listing her fiance as both her husband and not her husband on various federal documents.

It could be worse. She could list him as her husband and her brother. Oh!

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