A Wildly Inappropriate Analysis of Hollywood's Newest Stars

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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If you're like us, you are probably very opinionated on Hollywood's new batch of stars. Where did they come from? Do we like them? One of them is made out of bones! Please enjoy this episode with Steve Zaragoza, Elliott Morgan, and Jesus Bereta. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Kevin Plachy Look out for ol' Twinky McBoneface!

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0:00.0	Some of them stick to that hour way too hard and they're very abrupt about it.
0:05.1	They're like, that's it, motherfucker, get out.
0:06.7	I know.
0:07.7	And they just change.
0:09.2	They go from, if you're just tuning in, we're talking about therapy real quick. Some therapists will be like, hey, I'm empathetic, I'm hearing you, I'm loving you, and then right when that therapy hour hits, they're like, now, stand nothing, it's change. It's like a flip of the coin. They're like, okay, that's it. Fuck you get out by. And it's change. It's like a flip of the coin. It is a change.
0:23.2	Fuck you get out by.
0:24.2	And it's like, wait, what?
0:25.2	Where'd you go?
0:26.2	I know, they make you think they really, like, they could really care about you.
0:29.5	And maybe they do.
0:30.6	Maybe they do care about you in some clinical way or in some therapy hour.
0:35.3	Right, but they really make you feel that way and then the second it's over, it's like,
0:40.9	I don't know who you are,'re a stranger get out of my office.
0:44.0	Get your dirty ass off my couch.
0:46.0	Yeah check your check next time when am I seeing you again check with my secretary.
0:50.0	Right. Get the fuck get out.
0:51.0	Yeah I can't check with you.
0:53.0	I said, get out.
0:54.0	They forget your name.
0:55.0	They're like, who are you?
0:56.0	Go, go, go, just get out.
0:57.0	Whatever the hour hits and they go, what are you doing in here?
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