Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio, the George Washington Broadcast

Center, Jack Armstrong, and Joe Getty. I'm strong and Getty. And now, he is Armstrong and Getty.

Live from the studio C, Senior. Deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty

Interimation Complex, this is the Armstrong and Getty Show live this Thursday.

The 10th of August, the year of our Lord 2023.

This morning, under the tutelage of Honorary General Manager, you know, I forgot to come

up with somebody. Let's go with Alejandro Mayorkas. The useless, dishonest, duplicitous,

gutless, soulless, ballless dog licking piece of human waste. But that was too much.

He's the Director of Homeland Security, don't you know? The border is secure.

That's the fellow right there. More shocking news from the border, some interesting debates

within the Armstrong and Getty family about immigration, both legal and illegal.

Among the other big stories of the day, Jack, it feels terrible again. He has the Chinese bat fever,

the Fauci flu, and is kind of going up and down. Yesterday, he rallied enough to join us

for a chunk of the show. We certainly hope he can do that today, but we'll forge ahead bravely

one way or the other. Oh boy, I'm scanning for a cheery fare to start the show with. It's a little

few and far between-ish. There's some interesting stuff going on in the world. It's not depressing,

but I'll tell you what, am I wrong? The idea of wildfires on Hawaii seems just weirdly

counterintuitive. There's like a cognitive mismatch there. Cognitive dissidents.

You picture tropical islands with water and rain and the ocean and the rest of it, and it burning

like a parched mountain town in California just seems odd, but there have been horrendous wildfires

on Maui, driven by 7,880 mile-prow winds from a hurricane that was a couple hundred miles away,

I think. It's just very, very windy, and the town of Lahaina on Maui is destroyed. It's

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