A War of Words at the UN General Assembly

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🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Heads of state from all over the world gathered in New York last week to take part in the UN General Assembly, an event that often puts geopolitical rivals in the same room. Jon Stewart calls the play-by-play on some of the most infamous recent matchups - Bush vs. Chavez, Obama vs. Ahmadinejad, Gaddafi vs. everyone - and gets insight into the UN’s take on things from Sam Bee. Jordan Klepper then hits the assembly floor to mix it up with diplomats before Trevor Noah shares an inside look at France and Australia’s awkward submarine face-off. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:23.0	Thailand's now-deposed Prime Minister was in New York
0:27.0	during the military coup,
0:29.0	where everybody who was anybody in the field of ruling everybody
0:32.0	was gathered at the UN for the opening of the 61st General Assembly.
0:36.0	There's Saudi Arabia.
0:38.0	And Great Britain.
0:40.0	There's Afghanistan's Hamid Karzai and his right-hand man,
0:42.0	Brahms Stoker's Dracula.
0:46.0	So many impressive world leaders.
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