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Wrong Station

Science Fiction, Fiction, Drama

4.7 • 708 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

// AN OLD DOG WHO CAN LEARN, // A CAUTIONARY TALE OF ORAL PERIL, // AND A REBIRTH, SHINING AND PURE Three sordid tales from the Patreon wine room: "New Tricks", "Cavity", and "CHROME". For dozens of hours more of original horror and behinds the scenes discussions, visit www.patreon.com/thewrongstation. Sign up for your free trial today! The featured episodes were written by Alexander Saxton and performed by Anthony Botelho. The Wrong Station contains explicit content and mature themes. Episode-specific warnings can be found at www.wrongstation.com/c-w. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Jack, I'm seeing your business everywhere. Have you got a new marketing person or something?
0:04.8	You could say I've got a new secret weapon for print. Print? Oh, Vista print, right? That's not a secret.
0:10.8	How did you know? Come on. Custom posters, branded mugs, stylish flyers. Only one place prints all that. Vista print.
0:17.7	Yeah, I got business cards, stickers, t-shirts, booklets, signage, even photo books from my last holiday.
0:23.2	Print everything for your business with VistaPrint.
0:25.9	If you need it, we print it at vistoprint.co.uk.
0:30.0	Do it for your wife, who told you to pick up bread, but instead you picked up Fred, your grandson, again.
0:37.4	And now your daughter is calling because he missed football.
0:40.5	That's the fourth time this month.
0:42.6	You can wave his future career goodbye.
0:44.9	If you don't do it for you, do it for your wife and little Freddy.
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1:01.6	Race the rudder. Raise the sails. Raise the sails.
1:05.1	Captain, an unidentified ship approaching. Over.
1:07.9	Roger that. Wait. Is that an enterprise sales solution?
1:12.9	Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors.
1:15.5	With LinkedIn ads, you can target the right people by industry, job title and more.
1:19.1	Start converting your B2B audience into high-quality leads today.
1:22.4	Spent 200 euro on your first campaign and get a free 200 euro credit for the next one.
1:26.2	Go to LinkedIn.com slash XXX to claim your offer.
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