A Voodoo Schizophrenic Molesting Himself | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 2)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

Comedy

4.7 • 990 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Papa Doc’s back, immortal & bathing with the dead. How did the President for Life die after being reborn as a God? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 – A Lesbian and Dicktator 03:19  - Spiritual cross dressing 05:33 – Burgatory 09:59 – Just Poo it 12:34 – Papa for life   15:32 – The Vampire of the Caribbean 17:35 – International law can F*ck off 21:10 – The stinking sixties 22:53 – Papa Doc killed JFK 25:40 – Bathtime 28:20 – Kidnapping to get good customer service 31:13 – Dead guy in arrivals 36:43 – Public executions on Dave    38:09 – Steely Dan, MILFs and divorce tourism 42:03 – Scores on the doors 44:45 – Molesting yourself     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:48.0	Subjects availability, price and participation may vary. Welcome back to Inverse history.
1:04.0	I'm still with the ratio Gould.
1:06.1	And this is part two of our series on Papadoc,
1:09.7	the Haitian dictator.
1:11.3	Yes.
1:11.8	Now, in our first part, we learned that Hashi is the shitters place in the world.
1:16.7	That's not just me saying that.
1:17.9	That's the world health organisation's official quote.
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