There is an unwritten rule in churches.

The unwritten rule is if you want people happy

and you want them coming back,

don't talk about politics,

don't talk about money,

and don't talk about hell.

The good news is we're going to say politics and money

for another day.

The bad news is we're actually going to talk about hell.

Now, I don't know about where you grew up,

but my mom is in this service,

and I was not allowed to say hell as a kid.

Any of you grew up like that.

So what we would say was,

H-E double hockey sticks.

Does anybody remember that?

This is going to date me and forgive me,

but for those of you about my age,

do any of you remember going to class

and getting your calculator

and typing 7, 7, 3, 4 on the calculator

and turning it upside down?

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