Can I get a virgin pony, a couple of hookers, and, uh, I don't know, a really fast car.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Still don't know what a virgin pony is.

Um, I'll tell you how we got in this.

Do you know about virgin olive oil or extra virgin?

So we got on to this topic of this Romanian billionaire who got poisoned by a hooker apparently recently.

And he is an art thief and all kinds of different things.

But anyway, he was going to orgies that had virgin ponies.

And it just kind of mentioned it in

passing in the story.

What kind of journalist doesn't, like, put in parentheses what a virgin pony is?

Right.

Knowing that anybody who read that's going to say, what the fuck?

What the hell is a virgin pony?

Yeah.

Well, right.

It's like our favorite thing.

Jones recorded the third highest total in history.

And they don't tell you the number one and two.

That's everybody's question.

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