and drags the crew up the stairs hanging from her body, then pillow fights with everyone, starts screaming that the crew are Democrats, and then rounds things off by saying, I to another brand spank. A new episode of Bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's Pat.

Permission to come aboard.

Wild one tonight, huh?

Wild one. Uh, hey, she really went off, Queen. Uh, this is one of the best below deck episodes I've ever seen.

Yeah, yeah. It really, really is. I think that the, um, the cast is firing on all cylinders, right?

We've got just a little heartbreaker. We've got Salin, which is like, Salin, what that, what that, I was going to, I was going to, you know, I want to try to temper. There's a lot of female listeners. Ourselves in the beginning and they kind of, you know, because they warm up to us and once they know us we can say the middle of the episode yeah what are you what are we going to do you know what I mean yeah yeah you know the good news though is when someone's an absolute horrible person I'm not referring to so like Kelly yeah yeah you can do things like dead name her and call her smellelly Kelly and call her a useless wine hat.

Right, right, right. And that's not what dead naming means. Oh, it isn't? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just name calling. But these people are like if Andrew Dice Clay was a spider and then all of his eggs hatched, they would be these people. So she's a tristate piece of trash, but she's also like, just like super strong, right? Like she dragged

four sea rats up a flight of stairs

with her. She's a tristate piece of trash, but she's also like super strong, right?

Like she dragged four sea rats up a flight of stairs with her, which is like,

Ripley's, can you believe it or not?

Absolutely.

She was like the incredible Hulk of drunks.

But Salen is like that for love.

So Len is doing what that woman did on that stairwell to the hearts, genitalia and minds of the various sea rats that she's sucking up with. It's a great season, but we're not giving our knots yet. We have the PSAs to take care. Also, I want to, don't sleep on Damo. He has come from the background. He was wallpaper the first quarter of this season. What's going on with him?

You can tell Damos a hot guy, okay? You can tell Damos a hot guy because of the Greek shoes,

the Spice Girls Creek shoes that he has on. The man is imbued with a lot of confidence. Okay.

And like we talked about last week, he is in his element as a full-blown sea rat.

He is.

I wasn't a fan of that hat.

He looked like Popeye.

Right, right, right.

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