So, what are y'all's biggest turn-ons?

I mean, I love it when my date arrives in a punctual manner

according to the I-Calender invite that I sent ahead of time.

I love the daddy king of all dicks that leaves me completely immobilized.

Ew.

Well I love me a tree-sized man that'll timber on top of me and then leave me to

fuck alone. That is accurate. For me I'm all about leading the extended family on

like date to wedding ring emojies that become actual wedding rings.

And wearing a chastity device while bottoming for my one true love.

I hate you.

But you know there is one thing that turns all of us on.

What's that, baby?

Voting!

You are not a certified thought unless you vote,

and this is coming from a vowed anti-capitalist, anti-liberal Marxist Joe Osminson.

Vote, vote, vote.

Taking back the House in the midterms

is one of the only ways to make real change under the but plug in chief.

Head to vote.org to register.

Get your absentee ballot, confirm your voter status,

or get an election reminder.

And if you really want to impress us,

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