I'm sorry for the people who couldn't make it in you know we

we packed it out and you know maybe we'll have to add a show at some point so

I appreciate this this is this looks like we're doing this podcast right in

the middle of COVID that's what it looks like and that's what I'm gonna tell

myself this is great you know you can do a podcast with people without people

whatever but welcome to long days with Janice Papus I'm Janice Papus I'm

American I'm trying to learn French so I don't get kicked out of the country

you know I'm aware of Bill 96 you may not be but you have a certain amount of

time to learn French or they just kick you out so bonsoir bonjour and if we

curse a lot on this podcast it's because we're trying to speak French so that's

what we're gonna do we have an excellent episode for you all the way from

Montreal which really is just an hour north of Troy New York isn't it this

isn't real this is fake France okay this is a Vegas casino called Paris is

where we are and we're in a Hilton that looks like a bomb shelter this building

is the ugliest it's like a square brown shit is what it looks like looks like a

robot took a shit and it formed into a building that's how you know this is in

Paris okay and they got poutine they don't got croissants we're American we're

taken over bar barbie my next my my guests coming to the stage is Barbie who's

an American icon really originally one of the first ambiguous non-binary dolls

if you pull down Barbie's pants she is as ambiguous as it gets and believe me as

a kid I looked I looked a lot and then I just put my imagination on there and

that was the beginning of the modern era where you go you know what whatever you

...