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The Political Orphanage

A Very Snuffy's Rerun

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Comedy, Moderate, Politics, Independent, News, Nonpartisan, Libertarian

5951 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2023

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Highlights from Christmas comedy specials of years gone by. Enjoy!

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0:00.0

Welcome to a very snuffies rerun. Joy to the world the world the Lord is fun. He's riding on the horse.

0:24.0

Let every shrimp and skal be dished out from a gun.

0:29.0

At snuffies, that's our thing.

0:32.0

In yet, reviews were key and heaven and heaven

0:38.0

and nature sing.

0:41.0

Hey son can I ask you a favor?

0:44.3

Sure dad what's up? I know you and your brother get competitive around Christmas

0:48.8

but if it comes to it just let him have the win this time okay between the break up and getting downsized it's been a rough year for

0:57.0

Timothy.

0:58.0

Dad come on we're in our upper 30s we're not going to get competitive with each

1:00.6

other I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure I I but I just know he's been going through

1:04.3

Christmas cards from his friends and all the great things they've been up to and I

1:08.1

think he's feeling a little insecure so just in case all right let's just all be very supportive of Timothy, okay?

1:15.0

Sure, Dad. Yeah, of course. Merry Christmas.

1:18.0

Thanks, son. Merry Christmas.

1:20.0

Everybody, it's time for presents.

1:22.0

Tim, you want to play Santa this year?

1:24.2

Yeah, Tim, why don't you pass out the presents?

1:27.2

Yeah, sure. I'm going to pass the fuck out of these presents. Faster and stronger than Marty,

1:31.9

that's for sure. You got this, Tim. Mom, here's one for you. Dad, one of yours. And this looks like a present for me. Hope you enjoy the gift this year, Tim. Sarah made it it but I guess you could say I helped.

1:44.8

Your fiance Sarah made me a joke mug? No, but it says world's best uncle I don't

1:52.1

have any nieces or nephews.

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