A Very Merry Love Murder Crime-mas: Stoner Claus and Other Festive Felonies
LOVE MURDER
Jessie Pray and Andie Cassette
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
This Christmas Eve, Love Murder takes a break from the darkest cases for a festive tour of holiday crimes gone spectacularly wrong—from snowman hit-and-runs and chimney burglars to rogue Santas, porch-pirate revenge, a Christmas parade police chase, and a man who spread holiday cheer by handing out free weed at Buffalo Wild Wings. One death, a lot of instant karma, and proof that even the holidays can get weird.
Sources:
- https://www.cbsnews.com/news/petersburg-kentucky-vandals-try-to-plow-down-giant-snowman-hit-tree-stump/
- https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jesse-berube-criminal-santa-stuck-chimney-during-burglary-attempt-police/
- https://www.columbian.com/news/2010/feb/23/man-who-got-stuck-in-chimney-is-charged/
- https://abcnews.go.com/US/ChristmasCountdown/story?id=4016199&page=1
- https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bank-robber-tosses-cash-in-the-air-saying-merry-christmas/
- https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-fakes-heart-attack-so-friend-can-steal-toys-at-florida-wal-mart/
- https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/pennsylvania-man-dupes-christmas-package-thieves-with-boxes-filled-with-cat-poop/
- https://www.wistv.com/story/5767894/bond-set-for-driver-in-anderson-christmas-parade-charged-with-dui/
- https://abc13.com/deer-poacher-ordered-to-repeatedly-watch-bambi/4917544/
- https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/man-claiming-to-be-santa-claus-arrested-for/1994982/
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| 0:42.2 | All right, Jesse, last week was spicy. |
| 0:45.7 | What's the hopefully seasonal story this week? |
| 0:53.0 | For a very festive Christmas Eve episode, I am bringing you some less murdery holiday season crimes. |
| 1:23.6 | I'm Andy Cassette. And I'm Jesse Prey, and this is Love Murder. Hi, Andy. |
| 1:25.0 | Hi, Jessie. |
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