A Very Merry Fear& Christmas
Fear&
Hasan Piker & Will Neff
4.6 • 578 Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm so straight that there's not a price you could put on my heterosexuality. Ridiculous. That's what they think. And I remember this because at one point I was a straight man. And we used to do this thing, all right? Wow! Wow! That's not how it works, Austin. |
| 0:40.8 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Fear and podcast. |
| 0:45.6 | Only this time we are celebrating one of our favorite holidays. |
| 0:46.5 | Christmas. |
| 0:48.7 | It's the Christmas episode. |
| 0:49.4 | That's right. |
| 0:54.1 | I know today is the 22nd of December for those of you who are just tuned in. But this is our Christmas episode because next week will be the 27th and we miss Christmas and we could never do that. So we're going to celebrate with you. Just hear those sleigh bells ringa-ling ding-ling ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Hey, I think it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you. |
| 1:11.7 | Ringie, |
| 1:12.0 | ling, |
| 1:12.4 | ding and ding dong ding. Ringie, linga, ding ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Do do, do, do, do, do, you look like the uncle at Christmas who just got left by his wife. that's how I feel right now. |
| 1:28.4 | Uncle Danny needs a lot of support right now. |
| 1:30.6 | Yes. uncle at Christmas who just got left by his wife. That's how I feel right now. |
| 1:28.6 | Uncle Danny needs a lot of support right now. |
| 1:31.7 | Uncle Danny's going through a lot. |
| 1:33.5 | Yes. |
| 1:34.1 | Well, Hassan is starting off the podcast. |
| 1:36.5 | So much cheese in your beard. |
| 1:38.9 | Hold on, Hassan. |
| 1:40.1 | Let's get a little holiday cheer. |
| 1:43.0 | Can't we? |
| 1:43.5 | Can't we do it? |
| 1:44.8 | Let's hear those sleipers wringling. |
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