It is Tuesday, the 3rd of June, 2014, 45 years after the summer love.

And here we are, in and around the Arcola Theatre.

For a very special event, it's the football ramble live and direct.

As you've noticed, I'm sure we got some cameras in.

So we're not only doing our first ever live podcast, but also we're filming it as well.

So, you know, you're probably wondering who the fuck I am.

I should probably get into that first and foremost.

My name is Ben, some people know me as Doc, but I am the producer of the football ramble live.

I got involved as a fan, exactly the same as you guys.

Been listening for a hell of a long time.

When I first started doing stand-up, I used to listen to it in a car every time I was in there.

Listening to it non-stop.

And got into the whole thing, was fascinated by what the hell these guys look like.

And made it my mission to sort of go out and seek them out and meet them.

And I was just amazed that this had never happened before, you know.

Because let's face it, there's less of football podcasts that have live events.

And I just thought I thought fans, such as myself and you guys, we deserve to see them.

I want to see what they're like. I want to see them.

Who's fat, who's short, who's tall, who's got specs, who's the funniest, who's really the funniest.

And who has the most knowledge and do they just read it off an iPad?

Or do they actually know? Do they know for real?

So tonight we're going to find out, but hopefully it all goes smoothly and we'll all be out here in 90 minutes.

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