A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
In which we recap and react to the insanity that is the Disney original 'A Very Jonas Christmas Movie'
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| 0:00.0 | I'm I'm I'm |
| 0:21.6 | I'm |
| 0:22.6 | I'm |
| 0:23.6 | I'm Guys, here's the thing. |
| 0:50.8 | AI is never going to replace our jobs because the way that the Google AI says this movie came out in 2023. |
| 0:59.7 | No, it didn't, right? |
| 1:01.3 | Yeah, no, it literally said it came on 2023. |
| 1:04.0 | I was looking up like the cast of it or something. |
| 1:06.6 | I was like, like, I was at, oh no, I asked like who plays Joe Jonas's girlfriend in this movie? And it was like, such and such plays Joe Jones's girlfriend in the 2023 Disney Plus movie. Okay, I did check Wikipedia and it 100% came out November 14th, 2025. No, I know, I know, I did. It came out like three days ago. Oh, I know. But remember, well, nowadays, you never know. But remember when people were like, you can't use Wikipedia, it's like, un, like, it's not a valid source. And it's like, maybe the only speck of truth we have on this internet nowadays. Okay, guys, can I say? So there was a point where I was like, is this going to be a flop? Is there going to be like nothing to talk about? |
| 1:45.6 | And then the movie really kicked into high year. |
| 1:48.7 | And then 9-11 happens. |
| 1:50.4 | And it was like, yeah. |
| 1:51.2 | 9-11. |
| 1:52.1 | 9-11 happens twice in this movie. |
| 1:57.2 | The way there are three 9-11s in the Jonas Brothers cinematic universe. |
| 2:04.1 | Gotta have it be a trilogy because we got three boys, three nine elevens. |
| 2:08.0 | Just like off the top, off the top, off the top, okay? |
| 2:10.9 | Yeah, initial impressions. |
| 2:11.7 | Off the top. |
| 2:14.0 | Nick Jonas is the worst actor amongst them. |
| 2:17.3 | Yes. Just off the top. Joe is probably worst actor amongst them. Yes. |
| 2:18.6 | Just off the top. |
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