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It's Friday, May 17th, 2019 from Slated to the gist I'm Mike Pesca.

We have all collectively, societally, experienced a very sad loss.

Tarder sauce, a mixed breed cat whose condition of feline dwarfism and under bite

conspired to create a facial expression that read to humans as perturbed, gained fame

when she was rechristened as grumpy cat.

Grumpy cat.

By the way, notice how I said feline dwarfism.

That's what all the news reports said.

Feline dwarfism.

They had to emphasize the feline part.

As if we would say, wait, what kind of dwarfism did she have?

I mean, she's a feline.

That is the kind of dwarfism that felines get.

When told of the news of grumpy cats demise, dramatic chipmunk was, well, he was pretty shocked.

That is an actual audio reaction.

Dramatic chipmunk will be a Paul bearer for grumpy cat along with a philosopher, raptor,

socially awkward penguin, sneezing panda, and douche grumpy cat.

If you only knew the joy you brought to our world, oh, and I should say this song you're

hearing that will be performed by keyboard cat at the funeral, grumpy cat.

If you only knew the joy you brought to this world, perhaps you would be dare I say a wee

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