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Alyssa, there's something that happens to me when I go to like a giant store nursery.

You lose all the money in your debit account.

Well, no. What happens is I like freeze up and I'm like,

what did I want to plant? Like where did I want to plant? They don't really help you very much at those big box

stores. No. And I'm the opposite. I'm like a wild ride. I'm like Mr. Toads when you get into the nursery.

I just buy what looks good and feels right. And then I get home and realize I don't have any place to put it.

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