"A Very Cold War Christmas" | A Late Show Animated Holiday Classic

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

It's Christmas Eve, and after Vladimir Putin demands Ukraine for Christmas, Santa must defend the North Pole against a Russian invasion. President Biden delivers much needed aid to Santa via bicycle drawn choo-choo train, and then sends an elite elf squadron of North Pole's best to the Kremlin in a Top Gun style mission culminating in an epic face off in Red Square. Are you ready to "Ride into the Manger Zone?" Grab your “IS POTATO” mugs and T-shirts now at https://www.cbsstore.com/collections/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert. 100% of The Late Show’s proceeds go to World Central Kitchen to help feed the people of Ukraine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	From the host house, whoever you are, there's a welcome there for Ruth and Faye, Mahamadan Jose.
0:07.0	From the host house, whether it's work, rest or play, listen to my podcast.
0:12.0	It's packed full of meaty goodness. From the host house, with Alan Partridge.
0:18.0	There's a welcome there for straight and K, and he and she and they, from the host house.
0:24.0	From the host house, the Alan Partridge podcast series three.
0:27.0	Now, subscription required, see audible.co.uk for turns.
0:31.0	It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colbert.
0:38.0	It's the holidays, which means it's time for one of my favorite holiday traditions.
0:43.0	And that's the late show animated Christmas special.
0:46.0	Every year for the last five years, we've followed the adventures of Santa as he tries to bring presents to all the good little boys and girls
0:52.0	and fight the enemies of joy.
0:54.0	Well, this year Santa brought us a Christmas present a little early.
0:58.0	A cartoon called A Very Cold War Christmas.
1:02.0	Enjoy.
1:06.0	Look alive, elves.
1:08.0	T-minus two hours till tinsel time.
1:11.0	Department Hedge, status report.
1:13.0	Muffin, what's the hot present this year?
1:15.0	Thanks to the Supreme Court. It's tickle me, IUD.
1:18.0	Leave this, Samolino.
1:21.0	Come drop. Did you get enough gas for this late?
1:24.0	You're dead, Santa. I have to sell all my clothes, but she's ready to go.
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