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Sorry We're Cyrus

A Very Chaotic Episode featuring Noah Cyrus

Sorry We're Cyrus

Brandi and Tish Cyrus

Design, News, Entertainment News, Education, Self-improvement, Personal Journals, Arts, Society & Culture

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Stoners, it’s finally happening! Brandi is getting stoned, live on the pod!!! We’re not the only ones who can’t believe it as Noah ventures down to Tish’s basement to see for herself, and brings her impressive Rick and Morty bong along with her. Soon, we’ve got three very stoned Cyrus women and absolutely no control. It’s chaos as all three catch the giggles at some point, Brandi can hardly even speak, and it’s up to Tish to keep the whole thing on track (we’re doomed). Still, the ladies give out some insightful advice on letting things go and minimalism, focus and balancing responsibilities, and the beauty of a Paul McDonald wedding song. Also, Noah shares some of her favorite munchie moments and what she’s been watching lately while Tish is all about Kate Winslet and Amy Adams and Brandi is just ready for her own travel show. They also recap last week, when Tish was busy rehearsing her SNL appearance (with no lines, thank you very much!!) and discuss their favorite cast members. Hope you enjoy this one Stoners, see you next week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, when we started this project, we were not sure how hard it would be to edit, record everything, and then eventually distribute.

0:07.5

But then luckily, someone told us about anchor.

0:10.0

Let me explain. First of all, it's free. Secondly, they have creation tools that will allow you to record and edit directly from your phone or your computer.

0:17.5

They distribute your podcast for you. And the best thing is you can even make money from your podcast with no minimum listenership.

0:24.5

So download the free anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started.

0:31.0

I want one. We're in the state of confusion. Questions on your mind. Send him a t-shirt and brandy. I'm going to help you in life.

0:43.0

We're hanging out together, even though we're long. Pass it on over. Sorry, we're still.

0:55.0

Okay, sonar. Here we are. Hey, donors. Laugh from the basement. You got a school cluster because we're dealing with one mic. Somehow we're this far into the show and we're still incompetent on how these two microphones.

1:06.0

Okay, so it says on here. First of all, these little minis go quick. No crap.

1:13.0

Okay, do we tell the donors what we're doing? Yeah, tell them. Okay, sonar. So we, first of all, we've had quite the eventful evening.

1:21.0

We are coming off from the basement about two hours late because we had a donkey situation.

1:28.0

We did have a donkey situation. Literally been waiting on brandy to come back because somebody let the donkeys out of the pasture.

1:36.0

Okay, guys, let me tell you something. I fully understand if you're not a horse person, like totally get it. If you didn't group with horses, like totally get that.

1:43.0

Let me give you a piece of freaking advice. A horse person or not. If a gate is closed and you open said gate, close it the fuck back.

1:54.0

Don't leave a gate open that was closed before your dumb ass touched it. Like that is common sense.

2:03.0

Goodness, all my children are angry today. It has been nothing but pure anger at this house because I had a long great day and then came home to that.

2:13.0

Okay, so we did have to chase the donkeys and Brandy had her hands full, but anyway, so now we're in the basement.

2:20.0

Chill and Brandy just made these amazing steak tacos. I did actually my friend Gabby cooked the meat before she left and it was to doffor and then Brandy heated it up and made amazing tacos.

2:31.0

But anyway, so now we're in the basement and Brandy has decided, guess what?

2:35.0

What's the week he wants to get down, which is so exciting.

2:38.0

Okay, I think I was scared of this one because these two tell you how much weed is in here.

2:44.0

This one says 2.8 grams and this one says 3.5 and this one doesn't say.

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