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The Babylon Bee

A Very Bee Christmas | The Babylon Bee Podcast

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.4 β€’ 2.9K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 20 December 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

The Babylon Bee celebrates the Christmas season and the end of 2024! Kyle, Travis, and Brandon take a look back at the website's content over the year, discuss the difficulty of modern gift-giving, and go over hard-hitting news topics that really matter. Then, join us in the Battle Box to find out which movie is best: Die Hard or Home Alone?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The Babylon Bee Podcast.

0:03.8

Hey everyone, welcome to the Babylon Bee podcast, the only podcast on the internet that covers the news.

0:08.9

I'm Kyle Mann, the editor-in-chief of the Babylon Bee, and I'm hanging out with my friends today, Travis and Brandon.

0:17.7

I was hoping you guys would say hi.

0:19.3

Hi.

0:20.0

Well, Travis didn't, so I was... At that that point it would just be weird if you did I apologize well guys it's the Christmas season we should have put on Santa hats why do we know yeah oh well it's the Christmas season this is our Christmas special and it is good to be hanging out with you guys we hope you're having a great time with your family over the holiday season what are your guys as christmas plans uh i don't know i'm staying

0:43.5

home yeah yeah i'm staying home i just don't know nothing special i think grandpa's coming over

0:49.2

you know he'll probably just be like hey i got gifts for everybody that's what he sounds like

0:54.8

yeah he's Italian hey your gifts are yeah he's not Italian this happens this happens every

0:59.9

year but this year in particular it was was particularly egregious but just snuck up on me

1:05.1

the whole yeah the whole Christmas thing like just being busy I guess I was out of the

1:09.8

country for part of November, so all of a

1:13.4

sudden it's Christmas time and I don't know what to do. I don't know. Me and Brandon have been

1:16.9

staying late at the office every night this week and every night we're like, we should leave and go

1:21.0

get our wives and Christmas gifts. And then we don't. I did. I did. You did, and then you didn't get anything, right? Or you got a couple small things.

1:28.2

Very small things, yeah.

1:29.6

I'm very bad at it.

1:31.1

I'm very bad at it.

1:32.1

Sorry, Amy.

1:33.0

I had good intentions this year.

1:34.7

Yeah, just never...

1:35.4

You should wrap those up.

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