Attention, Bechtelcast listeners.

A woo-wee-wee-oo-wee-oo-ga.

We're here to tell you about the live shows that we have coming up.

It's a thrilling, thrilling, thrilling thing.

Here's the thing.

We're going on tour, and it's not just any tour.

It's the Shrektanic U.S. tour. We have three upcoming live shows in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Portland,

Oregon. And if you're in a city that's not those cities and you're like, what the fuck?

Why don't they ever come to see me? Well, guess what? We're live streaming two

of these motherfuckers. Details ahead. Yes. Go, Caitlin. So, Los Angeles, the show is January 19th at

Dynasty Typewriter. It's a little 4 p.m. matinee. This is one of the live stream shows. However, this is not necessarily

part of the Shrectanic tour because this is more of a Bechtelcast celebration. We're going to be

having some of your favorite past guests who have been on the show over the years. They will

be doing a stand-up set or some solo little bit.

Yeah.

We're going to be doing stand-up, Jamie and myself.

And we're going to just like celebrate our favorite parts of this show.

We've never, because our five-year anniversary was during lockdown, we had plans to do

this like big like, look at us.

We've been around for half a decade show.

And it's been three years since then.

And so we, um, it's been 84 years. It's been 84 years. We've never done a show to not just

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