A Very Bad Pooh Bear (w/ Mike Finoia, Shannon Lee & Ralph Sutton)

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2019

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

The crew tells stories of "Mutual Masturbation" & the finds out that the man who voices Winnie-the-Pooh, Jim Cummings has not been very moral. Shannon Lee & Ralph Sutton of "The SDR Show" on the Gas Digital Network come by and Shannon updates the gang on her hunt for love in the bowels of prison.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:24.2	Hi Cabers, it's Black Lou and welcome to the Bond Fire's Best of the Week.
0:27.9	Monday's show started with Dan and Big J going back in time telling their personal stories about mutual masturbation.
0:34.4	Enjoy.
0:35.0	Call and please, if you've ever been a part of mutual masturbation, I have never with this girl.
0:40.8	I'm like my side.
0:41.8	I'm like my side.
0:42.4	I'm not looking at each other with this girl.
0:45.0	That's weird.
0:46.8	It's like fucking, well, it's whole coke and it's zoos in the whole park.
0:52.3	I don't know if you just, but you don't touch each other.
0:54.5	She, uh, I worked with her at Bed Bath and Beyond.
0:57.2	She actually, I think lives in New York now and she was a really cute girl.
1:01.7	I was 22.
1:03.7	Why don't you, Jack, you have a shower glove?
1:05.8	Dude, she was like, we were kissing and dry-humping.
1:08.1	There's so many things.
1:09.1	I got a Bed Bath and Beyond you could've done.
1:10.3	No, I got her, we were out in her apartment and I got her shirt off.
1:12.6	We went on a couple dates and we were kissing and rubbing and then I went to touch her and she's like,
1:17.2	no, and I was like, how are you sure?
1:18.9	And she's like, do you want to watch me masturbate?
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