A Veritable Potpourri Of Aromatic Evil

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:51:19 America’s New Number Two Soda Pop! 05:24:21 The Stinkiest And Most Mangled Feet – Covered For 7 Years 16:02:18 Trying To Flee Cops In A Tesla With A Parrot On Your Shoulder 22:13:20 Gabrielle Chana: First Amendment Jesuit Auditor 27:45:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:48:10 Police Officer Locked […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, June 4th, 2024 coming up on the program today, rotting feet with a
0:06.4	stink that fills an entire building. Plus, Gabriel Chana becomes a First Amendment auditor,
0:12.2	and she's on a mission to uncover Liz O Jesuits scum and fleeing from cops in a Tesla with a parrot on your shoulders.
0:19.0	Ar.
0:22.0	All right, now there's a little song that's called the Kegel song that help you learn to isolate this muscle effectively.
0:28.0	The song goes like this. You put your right hand here, you put your left hand there you don't with any muscles in your belly or your rear
0:37.6	You squeeze your little spincter so your urine won't drip out and that's what it's all about. Now that exercise is
0:47.2	going to help you isolate the sphincter so you're not using your ads and
0:51.2	you're not using your buttocks. Now let's do this little song two times together to make sure we're doing it properly.
0:57.0	Ready? Go! You put your right hand here, you put your left hand there there you don't move any muscles in your
1:05.3	belly or your rear you squeeze your little spinked your so your urine won't drip out that's
1:11.5	what it's all about you put your right hand here you put your left
1:17.5	hand there you don't move any muscles in your belly or your ear. You squeeze your little sphinct or so your urine won't drip out and that's what it's all about.
1:30.0	All right, now you know how to do the kegel exercise properly.
1:35.0	It's distorted view daily with Jim Hansen.
1:38.0	Try new peanut butter aids.
1:40.0	Christian now fears his flatulence.
1:42.0	I know what abortion smells like.
1:45.4	Did you know abortion even had a smell?
1:48.1	The vagina is full of AIDS.
1:51.0	Oh my goodness.
1:52.0	Yes, Demens it's back here with you for your Tuesday episode of TV.
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