A Truly Half-Assed Episode
The Boogie Monster
Starburns Audio
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2021
⏱️ 96 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, it's me Dave. We have a special question mark episode for you today. |
| 0:08.3 | I was against releasing this so was Charlie. We recorded a wonderful episode yesterday, |
| 0:16.4 | Kyle and I, per usual. But this one even more so. It was so well researched. I had all my facts lined up, |
| 0:26.2 | incredible angles and opinions and really he knows I'm full of shit. Really in depth analysis of |
| 0:34.8 | what sincerely is an interesting topic. This episode was supposed to be about Mount Shasta and |
| 0:41.1 | the Lumerians and all the craziness involved. And if you don't know about that, we'll save the info |
| 0:48.8 | and get to it at a later date. However, I'm a dumbass and put the mic in the wrong hole. Now that's |
| 0:58.1 | happened to all of a sometimes. All right, I'll leave that joke alone. I didn't capture my audio. Kyle |
| 1:05.3 | captured his audio and I did not capture mine. I thought, well, surely we'll just record again. |
| 1:12.5 | Kyle was like it's going to seem forced and lame. If the next day we just go back and rerecord |
| 1:18.8 | and try to keep it interesting and organic, it's, you know, call us what you will. We're many things |
| 1:26.1 | but we're not phonies or at least we try not to be. So Kyle thought, let's just go ahead rather than |
| 1:32.5 | rerecord. Let's just go ahead and release what we did record, which is just an hour and a half |
| 1:39.9 | of Kyle's side of the episode. So if you've always wanted to be me, which I don't know why you would, |
| 1:47.7 | but here's your chance. Kind of a choose your own adventure, madlib style episode. You just go ahead |
| 1:55.5 | and you can listen to Kyle and you just pretend that you're me and you give him a bunch of half-ass, |
| 2:02.8 | half-researched information about Mount Chastah and listen to him respond accordingly. So anyway, |
| 2:10.8 | very weird episode today. Hey, it's free though. We wouldn't do this to our patrons, by the way. |
| 2:18.6 | And yes, I'm going to plug our Patreon on a ridiculous messed-up episode, an error episode, |
| 2:25.5 | four bucks a month patreon.com slash bogey monster. Also, we're going to start doing monthly vinyl |
| 2:30.1 | giveaways this month. One lucky patron's going to win Kyle's debut album. What was the name of it? |
| 2:37.4 | Death of the Party. Yeah, there we go. I snagged that off of eBay. I already have the copy. So we're |
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