Good morning, it's the Jason Manfred Show on Absolute Radio.

I hope you very well this Sunday morning.

Now Steve Edge is filming this week.

Who knows what he's filming?

Somewhere in Wales, could be anything.

So in his place, a last minute call up, super sub, extraordinary. It's the one and only, Scott Bennett.

Thank you very much. What a joy. I've got the oil of winter green on. I've been lunging and I'm ready.

This is the moment. What a moment for you. This is it, mate. This is like when Pulp were called up at Glastonbury to replace someone who dropped out.

There'll be no way. There'll be no way back in for the edge after this. This is like when Pulp were called up at Glastonbury to replace someone who dropped out. There'll be no way back in for the edge after this. No, that's it. He's done.

Snoozy loose.

Yeah, first rule of showbiz, never give up your position.

Famously, Jack Doherty had the Channel 5 chat show at 10 o'clock for many years.

And then there was a week or two weeks where he had a holiday.

All right.

And they got this Irish comic in called Graham Norton to cover.

And the rest, as they say, is showbiz history.

So yeah, it could happen, Scott.

Well, I hope he enjoyed his holiday, that Jack, Doc.

Can you imagine that?

The most painful, all-inclusive you've ever bought, wasn't it?

Imagine.

Every time you see Greece come up on the news.

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