A Tree Fell On Me

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Ethan and Patrick

Relationships, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Christianity

4.7 • 531 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

What the description says. Also we get into some more dating advice, and potentially set up a scam to force someone into being a man. As always, send us your dating questions and let me know if a tree has fallen on you lately so we can start a support group.

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0:00.0	Man, 420 really wasn't a big deal for me this year.
0:07.2	That's just a funny thing to say because it implies that it was. Welcome to the Crunch
0:26.6	Sorry, it laughed on your line.
0:30.4	Go ahead.
0:32.0	Hey, this is, welcome to the crunch.
0:34.7	It is your boy, Ethan.
0:35.9	And I'm Patrick.
0:36.7	Hey, how's it going? What's up with you?
0:39.9	It's good. Do we have our cold open bit already? Do you think? I think I've been ready to go.
0:45.5	This is the show. This is live. They're here. They're here. They're here. They all snuck in when we weren't.
0:52.6	They're sitting outside right now. They're all so quiet.
0:56.6	I was talking to Phoebe about like if we were to make a t-shirt or a hoodie that like wasn't
1:02.8	our name, like our podcast name. Like if we were to give, if we were to hand out a t-shirt that's like,
1:08.9	says something on it. I was like, what could it be? Could it it be crunch on that would it be hot take time machine would it be crunch bunch i don't know
1:16.9	i think crunch punch i think i would love to have a crunch punch hoodie i wouldn't wear a crunch
1:21.3	bunch hoodie i'm just you wouldn't wear a crunch punch punch hoodie yeah probably because i already
1:24.7	have like 14 hoodies and i don't need another, unless it was really soft and accentuated my curves, in which case I would wear. Okay, I'm sold then. It actually wouldn't accentuate your curves. Apparently oversized hoodies are like the thing right now. Yeah, where have you been? You work with high schoolers, dude. They don't wear oversized hoodies. I don't know what it is.
1:45.2	Oh.
2:00.9	I was at a Paxon. What? Yeah. In 2006, I was at a Paxon. I was at a Paxon or like some other, I don't know, it was like a mall stores. I never went to mall stores. I went to Walmart. and I saw like it was like oversized hoodies. And it was literally like a big white hoodie. And it was so confusing because I like found an XL and it was like a three XL, but it was marked as an XL. I'm like, that's not how oversized hoodies work. You don't just get to mark down the size. I mean, I don't understand how you can sell oversized hoodie as an item. It's just a hoodie. Yeah, this is a white
2:21.2	hoodie. I mean, I don't understand how you can sell oversized hoodie as an item.
2:18.2	It's just a hoodie.
2:19.8	Yeah, this is a white hoodie, a plain white hoodie.
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