さたくまーす

おはようございます。

I am J. Warner while sitting in for your normal host,

the actual creator of this entire thing,

which is Greg Coco,

who is apparently out goofing off,

probably if I know him,

he's fishing someplace,

doing something,

which is really,

if you ask me,

kind of irresponsible,

don't you think,

and after all,

he's supposed to be here hosting this radio show,

and I just don't understand

why he thinks you should have some time off.

Let's of course,

you know,

I just beat,

because as you get to a certain advanced age,

you have to take these advantages,

...