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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

A Train Platform: Live from London (w/ Starlee Kine, Tawny Newsome, Little Janet Varney)

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes the live London audience to Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guest is broadcaster/writer/nice person Starlee Kine! Starlee chats about her relationship with God, her sister’s Shakeology phase, and recently having a full on sister fight in public. Then, they are joined by improvisers Tawny Newsome and Little Janet Varney, to improvise a story set at A Train Platform. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!This episode is brought to you by The Jim Jeffries Show Podcast and Robinhood ( spont.robinhood.com ).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome!

0:05.0

Welcome! Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.

0:25.6

Welcome. Oh, welcome to us all. All of us here in this place together, as it has been foretold, by the audience Bible.

0:42.3

Oh, not religious?

0:50.3

Let me explain.

0:53.3

We here end the theater.

0:58.4

We have our own Bible, and it tells of the beginnings of entertainment.

1:08.1

Also, he talks about the theater devil.

1:15.6

Thank you.

1:17.6

If that music hadn't gone scary, I would have been very disappointed.

1:23.6

The theater devil!

1:26.6

He waits under the stage to make you forget your lines.

1:37.4

That's why in the olden times, they used to have a little half dome at the front of the stage.

1:43.8

Some idiot sitting in there,

1:46.7

this tiny little space with a script.

1:50.0

So the actors are there, and they're like,

1:54.3

For thee, I for swear, you are the son of my father's nebiscence,

1:59.2

who never shall... Oh, ah oh what was it again then this dumb-dum in the little shell he's like

2:11.3

maketh me to boil the blood of my very end shut up! I was acting like I forgot.

2:21.7

This was the beginning of improv.

2:25.8

Improv began with actors who were bored.

2:30.6

They're like, what? The same words every time?

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