Welcome to yestergays. I am your host, Justin Sylvester. And I am Blakely Thornton.

You guys, I just want to go ahead and point out if this motherfucker chokes me today, he just had two coffees and two Diet

Cokes. They were small Diet Cokes, though. He will be on one today. Yes, I will. There were two small coax, but two large coffees. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. So get ready, motherfuckers. Because this episode... Look, I took a mushroom gummy yesterday and it put me in a coma. All right? We can talk about that too because I was in another dimension.

Oh my God.

This is your second time. gummy yesterday and it couldn't put me in a coma. All right? We can talk about that too because I was in another dimension.

Oh my God. This is your second time doing that shit. Mushroom gummies? Yeah, we talked about it like a few weeks ago. I've done mushrooms far more than that. Oh, that was at Coachella though. Yeah. That doesn't count. Doing drugs at Coachella is like drinking water. I just want to tell you right now that shirt.

Thank you.

Suit supply. Literally, I was like, babe, we got to go. We got to figure it out meet me at the centrist anymore here we go we will have you rooted and booted we will have you boot scoot and boogied because he was like oh i'm gonna wear this suit and then i'm gonna like wear it with a white beater in the club i said no you're not i said i said i said you go look a john a John Wick henchman. Listen. When somebody killed act one of a John Wick movie?

No.

God sent me to you.

I said, I said, as you're going to look at John, a John Wick henchman. Listen. When somebody killed act one of a John Wick movie?

No.

God sent me to you. I said, I am now. As E.J. said in our previous episode, I am now your Whitney Houston. And baby, we're going to fix it. No, no. I'm your Della Reese. You have been touched by an angel. We're going to fix this. You've been touched by a angel.

With suit supply, Banana Republic.

That's what we're going to do, babe.

We're going to figure it out.

By the way, Banana Republic?

That's what we're going to do, babe.

We're going to figure it out.

By the way, Banana Republic?

That's what I'm saying.

We're out here figuring it out. I sent it to the gap team. I was like, hey, here we're a dumb hot straight man? This is an ad. By the way. So now we're doing it.

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