A Throbbing, Turgid McGuffin (S6E24)

The Greatest Generation

Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

Voyager, Tng, Tv Reviews, Review, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek, Comedy, Tv & Film, Ds9

4.9 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

When Lieutenant Riker finally gets picked up after eight years of perfecting his jack-kata in seclusion, he finds out that a perfect copy of him has been living his life, neglecting his girlfriend, and making choices in his career. Now the full-bearded yellow shirt is trying to win back Troi, complete the mission, and take down a few hands of poker while he’s at it. Is Night Bird a sex move? Which Riker has the more gruesome second quarters? What’s the saddest onion? It’s the episode that was recorded on a dark and stormy night.

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0:00.0	Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet. Engage!
0:14.1	Welcome to the greatest generation. It's a Star Trek podcast.
0:17.7	A couple of guys who are a little bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek podcast.
0:21.5	I'm Benjamin R. Harrison, one half of your hosting team.
0:26.0	And the other third, Adam Pranica.
0:28.4	How do we make up the deficit?
0:30.1	Volume. Having people mail us stuff.
0:32.4	Yeah, volume too.
0:36.3	Adam, we've been delusional with packages, frankly.
0:40.3	We don't want to turn this into one of those John Roderick opens his mail for two hours style
0:45.5	podcasts. So we get it, we get open packages and letters from time to time, right?
0:50.9	I can't imagine anything as embarrassing as doing any John Roderick style podcast, Adam.
0:56.0	Yeah, the worst. The worst. Let's get to it.
1:01.0	Captain, I'm sorry to disturb you. I'm receiving a code 47. Verify?
1:06.6	It is code 47, sir. Starfleet emergency frequency.
1:10.3	Captions eyes only.
1:12.2	So I have one here from listener Tom R. This was sent to my real home address, which
1:19.3	my wife caught me giving this out. She was like looking over my shoulders. I was sending an email.
1:24.0	Oh, no. What are you doing?
1:27.2	She's smart. Fortunately, Tom chose not to murder us.
1:31.0	So thanks, Tom. Got away with one more, Ben.
1:38.0	What do you got there? You got some packages of your own, I believe.
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