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Pat Gray Unleashed

Blaze Podcast Network

News, Politics, News Commentary

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Laredo, Texas, orders residents to wear masks when going out in public or using public transportation. Keith finds out what “Netflix and chill" means. Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp didn’t know asymptomatic people could pass the virus. Jeffy should have been in the Netflix show "Tiger King." Did "Tiger King" save Netflix? Stealing toilet paper? Are the wealthy buying out hotels? Tom Brady buys Derek Jeter’s house. An ironic neighborhood has the most cases of coronavirus in the country. Cuomo’s ex-girlfriend responds to speculation about whether he has nipple rings. Police put a message on a cop car. Nothing reusable in San Francisco. Do stores decide what’s essential and non-essential? "Wet" markets closed in China. Jay Leno shamed for dog comment. Another parody from Nation of Jake! Hair-freezing contest! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	eben
0:20.0	There's a whole range of strings and things called strings and things, including
0:24.0	cheese, strings, yollies and cheese shapes.
0:26.4	Find them all in the cheese and young guitar!
0:28.5	Struggies and things.
0:39.5	Pat Gray is here on the Blaze Radio Network.
0:43.5	Good morning, American!
0:45.5	It's Friday!
0:48.5	Alright, even though Pat can't be here, at least we could have the proper intro to a Friday.
0:55.5	Good morning.
0:56.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:58.5	So, I am Keith Malanak.
1:00.5	He is Jeff Fisher and we are here instead of Pat, who I think has a scurvy.
1:06.5	Is that what we've concluded?
1:07.5	I'm not sure.
1:08.5	You do that or consumption.
1:09.5	I'm not sure.
1:10.5	Consumption, it's probably that as well.
1:11.5	By the way, I don't want to tell you today's Pat Gray Unleashed is sponsored by ExpressVPN.
1:16.5	Your online activity shouldn't be public.
1:19.5	Protect yourself at expressvpn.com slash unleashed.
1:23.5	Jeff Fisher, thanks for joining us from the bunker this morning, sir.
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