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Noble Blood

A Terrible Waste

Noble Blood

iHeartPodcasts and Grim & Mild

Society & Culture, History

4.713.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

When Heinrich VI, King of Germany, called a gathering of noblemen to deal with a property dispute, he couldn't have predicted how tragic—and disgusting—the meeting would turn out to be.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast, guaranteed human.

0:05.0

Welcome to Noble Blood, a production of IHeart Radio and Grim and Mild from Aaron Manky.

0:11.2

Listener discretion advised.

0:15.2

Heinrich the 6th, the 18-year-old king of Germany and son of Holy Roman Emperor Frederick I Barbosa

0:22.0

sat by a window next to Conrad of Wittelsbach, the Archbishop of Mainz.

0:29.3

It was the evening of July 25th, 1184, and the air between the two men was tense.

0:38.4

By this point, Heinrich and the Archbishop had run out of things to say to one another.

0:45.4

Earlier when they had first sat down, the conversation had flowed freely.

0:50.8

Heinrich had come to Airfort to broker an agreement between the Archbishop and the landgrave Ludwig III of Thuringia.

0:59.9

The two of them had some heated disputes over land rights in Airfort, but by all accounts, each had come to the negotiations willingly and with high hopes for a quick resolution. Heinrich, the

1:13.4

king of Germany, had assembled a Hoftag, an unofficial meeting attended by his court, as well as

1:20.5

the local nobility and clergy, to settle the matter once and for all. But by this point, however, Heinrich and the Archbishop

1:29.9

were not talking about land, titles, or anything at all. The meeting had long since crumbled,

1:38.7

so too, quite literally, had the building around them, save for the window alcove where the two men

1:47.8

had been sitting. Now Heinrich and the Archbishop awaited rescue in horrified silence,

1:55.9

holding on for dear life after being forced to watch as their fellow nobles floundered and drowned below them

2:04.2

in a roiling pit of mud, debris, and human waste. I'm Dana Schwartz and this is Noble Blood.

2:16.9

The Airfort-Latrine disaster, as it would come to be called,

2:21.3

is remembered as one of medieval history's most disgusting calamities.

2:27.6

It was what it sounds like.

2:30.0

A building collapsed into its underground latrine cesspit, killing, injuring, or traumatizing,

2:38.9

the attendees of Heinrich the 6th's Hoftug. Its effects, both on the lines of noble succession

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