A Terrible Waste
Noble Blood
iHeartPodcasts and Grim & Mild
4.7 • 13.9K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
When Heinrich VI, King of Germany, called a gathering of noblemen to deal with a property dispute, he couldn't have predicted how tragic—and disgusting—the meeting would turn out to be.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast, guaranteed human. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to Noble Blood, a production of IHeart Radio and Grim and Mild from Aaron Manky. |
| 0:11.2 | Listener discretion advised. |
| 0:15.2 | Heinrich the 6th, the 18-year-old king of Germany and son of Holy Roman Emperor Frederick I Barbosa |
| 0:22.0 | sat by a window next to Conrad of Wittelsbach, the Archbishop of Mainz. |
| 0:29.3 | It was the evening of July 25th, 1184, and the air between the two men was tense. |
| 0:38.4 | By this point, Heinrich and the Archbishop had run out of things to say to one another. |
| 0:45.4 | Earlier when they had first sat down, the conversation had flowed freely. |
| 0:50.8 | Heinrich had come to Airfort to broker an agreement between the Archbishop and the landgrave Ludwig III of Thuringia. |
| 0:59.9 | The two of them had some heated disputes over land rights in Airfort, but by all accounts, each had come to the negotiations willingly and with high hopes for a quick resolution. Heinrich, the |
| 1:13.4 | king of Germany, had assembled a Hoftag, an unofficial meeting attended by his court, as well as |
| 1:20.5 | the local nobility and clergy, to settle the matter once and for all. But by this point, however, Heinrich and the Archbishop |
| 1:29.9 | were not talking about land, titles, or anything at all. The meeting had long since crumbled, |
| 1:38.7 | so too, quite literally, had the building around them, save for the window alcove where the two men |
| 1:47.8 | had been sitting. Now Heinrich and the Archbishop awaited rescue in horrified silence, |
| 1:55.9 | holding on for dear life after being forced to watch as their fellow nobles floundered and drowned below them |
| 2:04.2 | in a roiling pit of mud, debris, and human waste. I'm Dana Schwartz and this is Noble Blood. |
| 2:16.9 | The Airfort-Latrine disaster, as it would come to be called, |
| 2:21.3 | is remembered as one of medieval history's most disgusting calamities. |
| 2:27.6 | It was what it sounds like. |
| 2:30.0 | A building collapsed into its underground latrine cesspit, killing, injuring, or traumatizing, |
| 2:38.9 | the attendees of Heinrich the 6th's Hoftug. Its effects, both on the lines of noble succession |
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