A Tale Of Two Santas (Tales Of Futurama Patreon Exclusive)
Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)
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4.8 • 719 Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
It's the lost episode! Honestly, this wasn't the greatest Xmas episode we've seen. It's just a bit of a downer, which is the opposite of what we were looking for. Xmas eps are the safeground for warm-and-fuzzy cliches, this one went a different direction. A bold strategy, not sure it paid off for 'em.
Essentially, Robot Santa is frozen in ice, which leaves Bender to take the reigns as the new Santa. A fun twist on the old "Santa replacement" story, however not even Kwanzaa Bot could prevent this one from leaving us feeling glum. No wonder FOX weren't fans, child abuse doesn't really fit the Xmas spirit.
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| 0:00.0 | Four finger discount dude. |
| 0:18.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to Four Finger Discount. I am Dando. Well, I guess it's Four Finger Discount. |
| 0:23.9 | It isn't, it isn't. You see, this week, you're not going to be getting a normal episode of Four Finger Discount. No, you're going to be getting what was once a Patreon exclusive review of a tale of Two Santas from our Patreon exclusive Tales of Futurama podcast. |
| 0:39.3 | Yes, if you're a fan of Futurama, you're going to love our podcast Tales of Futurama, |
| 0:43.3 | which is available for just $5. |
| 0:44.8 | $5 gets you access to every episode of this podcast, Tales of Futurama, |
| 0:49.4 | which is available on our Patreon. |
| 0:51.3 | You also get access to exclusive episodes of Talking Seinfelds, |
| 0:54.5 | speaking of the Hill, Bob's Pods. You get exclusive episodes of four-finger discount that aren't available anywhere else. And you get early and ad-free access to all the other shows. You know, four-figure discount, gone down to South Park, the one of our friends, you name it. There's over 100 hours of exclusive content available on our Patreon. So if you want to support your pals guy and dando you can do so by supporting us on our patreon so we figure since it's |
| 1:14.1 | technically still the holiday season in the Dando household, and I say that because we haven't taken down the Christmas tree yet, all the decorations. And Nicholas family have come all the way over from the UK. So we wanted to just take a break, as Ross and Rachel would say on Friends, and just enjoy the moment. |
| 1:27.8 | So no recording episodes over the last couple of weeks, but we're throwing out this one here. |
| 1:31.3 | It's a holiday-themed episode of Futurama, as I said. |
| 1:34.3 | It's a tale of Two Santa, so I hope you guys enjoy that. |
| 1:37.2 | And next week, speaking of Futurama, to quote Professor, I've got some good news, everyone. |
| 1:43.8 | We next week have a very exclusive interview with |
| 1:46.8 | the one, the only, Billy West. Yes, Billy West is coming on the show to sit down and chat about |
| 1:52.0 | not only Futurama, but just where he is at life at the moment, his childhood, and man, there are |
| 1:57.2 | some stories there to hear, and you're going to absolutely love our chat with Billy West. That's going to be released next week, so look at for that in your feeds, but it is also available right now on our Patreon. So if you want to be a supporter of the show, you can support us on Patreon and get access to that interview right now in your ears. You cannot wait that week. But again, thank you so much for all of your support over not only the last 12 |
| 2:17.8 | months, but also the last 10 years. We would not be here without you guys, and we look forward |
| 2:22.3 | to an even bigger 2026. We have got some big names in the Simpsons world lined up as guests |
| 2:27.3 | in the coming weeks. I cannot wait for you guys to hear those interviews. They are fantastic, |
| 2:32.3 | but until you guys hear those, it's time to sit back now |
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