A tale of many Keiths
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Pete are back for another week of unplanned nonsense interspersed with your emails, and what a show we have for you today!
There's an in-depth discussion on several famous Keiths (think Richards, Floyd, Flint, Harris and Lemon), and Pete updates us all on his latest situation regarding asthma. Elsewhere there's rolled ankles, pulled hamstrings, weird toes, an anechoic chamber update, and some stuff about Buzz Lightyear. All in all, an eclectic mix of absolute rubbish. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
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| 0:20.0 | Picture this. Static cars, idling engines, angry horns. |
| 0:27.0 | Now, picture you, zooming past it all, light and breezy. |
| 0:35.0 | Ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic. |
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| 0:45.0 | avante west coast feel good travel. We've passed our health checks. We are fine. We are the look and |
| 1:06.3 | picture I'm Pete Donaldson and I'm joined by Mr Luke. |
| 1:08.4 | How you doing Luke? I'm very well Peter. Thank you very much for inviting me |
| 1:11.9 | back. Yes, under the Luke and |
| 1:14.2 | Pete Shaw sure sure in which you are very much a partner. Yeah I only really |
| 1:18.9 | wanted to do this show in the first place because all I wanted to do was see my |
| 1:21.7 | name in the show title. |
| 1:23.0 | That's the only reason. |
| 1:25.0 | And we're still here. |
| 1:26.0 | You should... |
| 1:27.0 | Why don't we just get a podcast where it's like the Shaw of a Thousand Luke's where you interview all of the other |
| 1:31.0 | lukes in the media? |
| 1:32.0 | They must be like Lords. But you're saying... interview all of the other looks in the media. |
| 1:32.8 | They must be like Lords. |
| 1:34.0 | But you're taking the piss there, I know you are, |
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