A "Swift Half" with Will & Ralf

The Two Pints Podcast!

Will & Ralf

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Hiya,

Fancy a swift one? Well join us for a quick natter and a drink, especially this Christmas week!

We thought it would be fun to drop share some extra stories each week so here's our first, hope you enjoy it, and I hope Nick Pickard is still gonna talk to us...

And Remember if ever Will offers you a hooch... don't say yes...

We both hope you and your loved ones can make the best of this Christmas, let us know the pranks you play on those you are able on those you share it with, share them with us on our socials.

Have an AMAZING Christmas and thanks for everything in 2020, ROLL ON 2021!

Will & Ralf

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0:00.0	All right if you enjoy two pints you can now get a swift a half not two pints just a swift half a little bit a little small story and just to wet your whistle
0:09.9	Gone exactly so there's two two pint swift half Christmas special.
0:14.4	Boom.
0:15.4	This people can use this at home or anybody else.
0:21.4	Anyone listening.
0:22.5	People fall asleep at Christmas and it's a perfect time to prank people.
0:26.0	Because I do it every year to be brother-in-law.
0:28.8	Because he always gets on the rum dead early.
0:30.7	He loves the rum and coke.
0:31.5	So he's on the rum from like 11 in the morning. So I know he's on the rum from like 11 in the morning.
0:34.0	So I know he's not going to last.
0:36.0	So I'm ready.
0:37.0	Last year, he was asleep on the couch like that mouth open.
0:40.0	So I went in the fridge and I got a sausage out and I stuck it in my flyhole.
0:44.0	So it was hanging out, it's cumbull and...
0:46.0	And then...
0:48.0	And I stood over him and I just touched him on the lips with it in my flyhole.
0:52.0	Just chucks him with a sausage until he woke up and he went,
0:54.5	and I stuck it right in his gob.
0:59.0	Honestly, for a minute, his eyeballs, for a minute, for a minute, it wasn't Christmas it was a nightmare.
1:05.6	It was the nightmare of Christmas.
1:08.6	It was it was hilarious and there's another one as well you do because we have a lot hot pepper sauce in our house I love spice.
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