You're listening to Two Pints with Will and Ralph, The Swift Half.

This is Agony Ant. They've got their problems.

They're going to ask her for our advice. These are people in the audience.

Where's Abigail Safa?

Abigail Safa. Here, right here. Abigail wants to know, in a bit of a left turn from our usual

stuff. Very left turn. What are we here for? What is life all about?

What are we here for? What's life about? Philosophy with Paddy, Ralph and Will. Paddy, what's life all about me?

To be honest Abigail, you've come to the wrong show.

I feel like Darren Brown was last week.

Come on Paddy, what's life all about? You must have an idea.

I've got to be honest, that is a bit of a curveball.

Yeah, it is.

What is life all about?

I think it's getting small wins.

What?

Robbing a sausage from your local shop or somewhere.

Do you know, like the small winds in life?

Just take the small winds. Will, did you just say robbing a sausage?

I'm going to jump in here. Will loves robbing sausages.

It's a very specific thing. When we used to do two pints, seriously, we used to record

all Friday, then we'd have like an hour and a half break where we'd get something to eat

at the BBC and then we'd shoot the show. And in the BBC canteen, we'd go up an hour and a half break where we'd get something to eat at the BBC and then we'd shoot the show and in the BBC canteen we'd go up, me and him, every week

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