0:00.0	You're listening to Two Pikes with Will and Ralph, the Swift Half.
0:05.3	I would like you to talk me through again and our listeners and viewers through what you were eating the other day when we had a Zoom call together.
0:14.9	Yeah, but that's not my fault.
0:16.0	It's entirely your fault.
0:17.4	I'm appalled.
0:18.3	Why?
0:19.1	Talk everyone through it.
0:20.4	Don't listen. Does anyone listen to this?
0:23.0	Does this ever drive me insane?
0:25.6	Do you know when you think, oh, I'm having that? And I thought,
0:29.2	sausage butty, right? So sausage butty brown sauce and a cup of tea,
0:33.7	belt in. And I bought my mrs. in air fry for Christmas. No red sauce.
0:37.8	No red sauce. That's illegal.
0:38.3	Shove that shit.
0:39.5	Anybody out there who's...
0:41.3	Who has red sauce on a bacon, starny, or a sausage butty, no.
0:44.8	I'm going to say to these people who own shops, garages or services, when you're selling
0:50.0	a sausage sandwich and you don't have brown sauce, tell me before I buy the sausage sandwich,
0:55.8	because I can't eat it without it.
0:57.6	Yeah, agreed.
0:58.5	In fact, as a general thing, we'll come back to this, but as a general thing, I'm quite a
1:03.4	fussy eater in certain respects, right?
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