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Bob & Sheri

A Swarms Coming (Airdate 1/24/2024)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

What NOT to Do on a Flight.

Bob on Shoes.

Morons in the News.

 

Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Bezos’ Missing Donation.

Skywriting Would Not Impress Hampton.

 

Talkback Callers.

Can You Believe This S***?

 

From the Vault.

382 Days No Food.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, step right up for the greatest show on earth.

0:05.4

Good morning. It's the Bob and Cherry show with Bob.

0:08.2

I don't think my germs are harmful. I don't think that I make people sick.

0:12.4

And Sherry. There's nothing like expecting fairness out of life to make a person miserable.

0:17.3

Now broadcasting the Palatial Bob and Cherry studios, it's Bob and Cherry.

0:21.7

Greetings from all of us here at the Bob and Sherry show.

0:26.8

Greetings from Max and Lamar and Doc and Sherry and very special greetings from me, Bobbuss.

0:34.8

All right.

0:35.6

There is a writer for the Huffington Post. Her name is Caroline Bologna,

0:39.6

and she asked a lot, I don't know how many, but a lot of airline pilots what they refuse to do

0:47.4

when they are not pilots, but passengers. Just things, you know, they see all sorts of things

0:53.0

happening and people doing things on a plane

0:55.8

and you know they're pilots and they're going to be distinguished and these are things that they

1:00.5

they just don't do number one don't leave your shoes off when you go to the bathroom it's okay

1:06.2

they feel take take your shoes off take your shoes off while you're you know seated that's. I think we're used to that. For God's sakes, don't put your feet up on the window or something like that. But I'm not going to get into it. Don't go into that bathroom with just your socks on. It's not a good idea. Number two, don't stand up before the plane is at the gate. Once in a while,

1:28.2

you'll see some jackass doing that. Everybody does it. I hate that. It is bad. Don't board without a

1:34.8

beverage. I don't bring a beverage on. I like to get a Coke or something, you know, sometimes

1:40.3

even a Bloody Mary. But this pilot, these pilots are saying, nah, first of all, don't ever ask for the water and don't

1:48.6

even ask for the coffee.

1:50.1

Just take a beverage with you.

1:52.4

This is the interesting one.

1:54.0

And Sherry, I thought about you because we've traveled together so much.

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