So I guess Alec Baldwin shot some monkeys or something like that. It's one more thing.

One more thing.

I was just scanning the material here.

That was like my headline that Joe Biden has retired and Tom Brady's being investigated by the FBI. I'm sorry I got that backwards.

Alec Baldwin, I don't believe, shot any monkeys.

No, he didn't, although we have an Alec Baldwin shooting that poor cinematographer update.

First of all, the curious situation at the Dallas Zoo, which we haven't really talked about much on the air.

He had a couple of monkeys.

And these are funky monkeys, too.

You seen pictures of these monkeys?

No.

I was just picturing regular run-of-the-mill monkeys.

Oh, no, no, no, sir, these monkeys are, they're unbelievable.

One monkey's got to, it looks like it's got like, like it won that international mustache contest.

It's got just a wild ass mustache.

It's like white and then it's a multi-hued longish fur.

It's got like gray and brownish and reddish fur. It looks like it's wearing an incredibly

expensive fur coat with its award-winning mustache. But so anyway, you got a couple of monkeys

stolen from the zoo. But that's just the latest thing to happen. They had an enclosure cut open

and a clouded leopard, which is a beautiful beast.

Speaking of a beautiful beast, got loose there for a while.

I looked it up.

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