A Star Is Born Takes Place In An Alternate Universe Where 9/11 Never Happened with Cait Raft

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Look, the title of this episode kind of says it all. Cait Raft is a brilliant writer and comedian and she has a personal theory that Bradley Cooper's version of the film A Star Is Born doesn't actually take place in our universe. Her theory is a real sci-fi mind-freak, you're gonna love it. Along the way we discuss Saturday Night Live, the definition of country music, terrorism, Dolly Parton. Drag Race, Nicholas Sparks, and cocaine. You will never watch a film the same way again.

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0:00.0	The Like Boba in general? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
0:22.5	It's just the fact that I'm drinking it with water.
0:24.8	It's the aesthetic, I think.
0:26.8	Yeah.
0:27.8	That disturbed me.
0:28.3	And then not sweet enough.
0:30.6	Yeah.
0:31.6	But then maybe there's something to it, the water.
0:34.4	Sometimes I get Boba.
0:35.4	Maybe it's too sweet sometimes.
0:36.8	I think so.
0:37.8	So I guess I get Boba with just like plain black tea and I ask them not to put any additional
0:41.5	sugar in it. That's the perfect.
0:43.5	You get it.
0:44.4	You get it.
0:45.4	I get it.
0:46.4	I'm fun. No, you are fun.
0:47.4	I hope this is going to be on the podcast.
0:50.4	Yeah, probably, yeah, because we always do a little schmoozing.
0:53.0	You're a very fun person, so for you to say I'm fun as a real tree.
0:57.0	Oh, you're fun.
0:58.0	You're fun.
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