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He might remind you of Leonel Messi with the way he glides.

He might remind you of Wayne Rooney with how he kind of makes this instant impact,

how unfazed he is by playing amongst grown adults.

But to achieve what they achieved isn't just about his ability.

It's about everything around him.

It also requires lots and lots of stuff

to go for you as well that you can't control.

Arsenal overcome Everton at the last 16-year-old Max Downman redefines looks maxing.

For unto us, a child star is born at levels only known to Haley Joe Osment, Lindsay Lohen, or Rupert Grint.

Tottenham find their slither a life at Dr Liverpool.

Rich Arleson scurrying at Anfield proof that spite is the rocket fuel of human motivation

and Liam Resinius Chelsea

announced their new global brand as Weird Huddle FC on a weekend in which the quality

of the football was good but the quality of the football memes was truly great which is why

I love the game and to make it all make sense it's my friend in pod the crown prince of

Harragut the rich Arluss are no words it's my friend in pod, the crown prince of Harrogate,

the Rich Arlinson,

no words. It's Mr. Rory Smith. Of all the intros, you've given me, Roger, I'm not having the Richarlison of anything. I'm not having. Oh my God, I'd bite you roam off to be genuinely half the Rich Arlison of anything. But so much football to break down meme huddles.

Don't discuss themselves. genuinely half the richarlessen of anything. But so much football to break down, meme huddles.

Don't discuss themselves, Roar.

I want to give huge thanks to Bank of America,

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