A Spanish slip n’ slide, Joey Barton’s doctored CV, and more Pompey things
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2021
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Chelsea put one cultured boot in the Champions League final after an impressive performance in a Madrid monsoon, despite more wayward finishing from Timo Werner. Jim has had to pull himself and a suspected broken rib out of Regent’s Canal to join Jules and Vish to get stuck into it all!
Elsewhere, Joey Barton confirms he’s just going to ignore Bristol Rovers’ confirmed relegation and Portsmouth found a spectacularly on-brand way to sabotage their promotion hopes. We also assess some sausage roll-related banning orders and Jim takes the reins for another round of Play Your Pards Right!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Ordibull's brand new podcast How to win a World Cup. |
| 0:06.8 | Gary Linnaker and Cessk Fabregas discuss what it takes to back the biggest and most |
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| 0:14.2 | From preparation to the highs and the lows, our duo take a look at some of the most interesting |
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| 0:21.4 | They examine the very greatest teams throughout history and by the end of the series we'll |
| 0:25.8 | all have some idea about how to win the thing and also how you can mess it up. |
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| 1:14.0 | Some delicious Champions League goals, Duff dances his way to League 1 and a sausage |
| 1:18.3 | roll causes some drama. |
| 1:20.0 | Welcome to the football rambulance Wednesday, 28th of April. |
| 1:22.6 | I'm Jules Breach. |
| 1:23.6 | I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 1:24.6 | I'm going to be to the other edge. |
| 1:37.4 | Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome along to the football rambulance Wednesday. |
| 1:42.2 | How are we all feeling Vischy? |
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