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Sean of the South

A Southern Woman

Sean of the South

Sean Dietrich

Personal Journals, S-town, Music, Alabama, Garrison Keillor, Storytelling, Story, Garden And Gun, Southern Living, Serial, Southern Culture, S Town, Old Radio, Lake Wobegon, Stories, Prairie Home Companion, Arts, Society & Culture, Live From Here, Story Podcast

5.0546 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Sean gives a description of the southern woman from real life experience. To subscribe to Sean's daily blog, https://seandietrich.com/subscribe/ For information on events or other Sean of the South news, visit https://seandietrich.com/ To sponsor an episode, email LauraBeth@SeanDietrich.com Sean Dietrich is a columnist, humorist, multi-instrumentalist, and stand-up storyteller known for his commentary on life in the American South. His work has appeared in Newsweek, Southern Living, Reade...

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:03.9

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0:06.3

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0:21.6

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0:28.4

Find your nearest store at foodcity.com.

0:33.3

These women.

0:36.4

Boys, the first thing you should know about a Southern woman is that she is never awkward.

0:43.0

In this part of the world, social awkwardness is a sin.

0:47.1

It's even written in the Bible somewhere, which is why you'll find it easy to converse with Southern females.

0:53.5

You know what else a southern lady does?

0:56.7

She eats.

0:58.6

Seldom will you find her drinking kale smoothies for supper?

1:01.7

Thank Jesus.

1:02.6

She was born with an appetite that only banana pudding and Saturday night Bible studies can satisfy.

1:09.9

Moving right along.

1:11.2

If you're interested in the Southern girl, you'd better care about family.

1:15.9

Because if you don't, she'll tell you to go straight to hail, which is probably where you're

1:20.3

already headed.

1:21.7

In fact, speaking of family, you should go call your mother right now.

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