This is Penn Sunday School, and to all listening ears, all angels sing their round-the-s rings.

Ho!

For others and sisters, welcome to Penn Sunday School.

I'm Ready Rich, filling in for Michael Godot, who is juggling in the cave somewhere in Tonga.

We're here recording that show creator South, welcoming back to fifth, who's here to talk about variety shows, songwriters, and how Amanda Holden nearly ruined his life.

And now here he is, reaching love, Mr. Pendulate.

Yeah, I love it.

Now I do want to say that previous guest of the show, Penny Wayne, had a movie called Hail Satan.

It's now the editors picked on iTunes. Go watch it. It's wicked, crazy good.

It's a crazy, crazy good movie. It's a documentary and you will love it.

And now, as promised, on the last episode, we have Piff's drug song.

Oh, my goodness. This is a song I wrote before.

I was a magic dragon in the dark time of my life. Let's see the date on this.

This is 2000 and let me see when it was here we go.

But it was pre 2005. So it was at least that you're ready.

Do you have a recording of it or just the lyrics?

No, I just said the lyrics.

You're going to sing it?

No. I'm going to spare you all that.

So here we go.

When I'm getting out of bed and setting off for work, oh, I need to clarify something.

On the previous episode, I said I showed this song to my friend.

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